Phillies Lose Mr. Morton And Start Winning Games

Mr. Morton, the fourth highest-paid player on the Phillies’ roster and subject of the only recurring feature so far on my blog, will have season-ending surgery tomorrow and collect $8 million for a handful of starts. 

Since then, they’ve swept the Nationals AT NATIONAL PARK (hahahahahaha) by either shutting them out or destroying Papelbon or both. I can’t decide which option I like best, it’s all fabulous. This afternoon, they’ve just completed a sweep of the Indians. 


Some caveats: it’s only May. The team is historically streaky and likely will implode against a team like the Braves, who are spectacularly crapping the bed this season.

Now to think about a new Phillies feature.

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Phillies Lose Mr. Morton And Start Winning Games

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