Just Tweet It

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(To the tune of Michael Jackson’s Beat It)

They told you, you don’t belong around here
They made you sign a pledge, thought you’d disappear
You won the election despite everyone’s fears
So tweet it, just tweet it

You can’t govern so you do what you can
Perpetuate some lies, you’re a macho man
You gotta be be tough, and you have a good plan
So tweet it, you never once fought fair

Just tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Take your message and repeat it
Show them you’re important, show them you’ll fight
But only if they’re Christian, male and white
Just tweet it, tweet it
Just tweet it, tweet it
Just tweet it, tweet it
Just tweet it, tweet it

Reporters try to quote you, better do what you can
Avoid all the papers, take it to your fans
Make it up on the fly, it could be a scam
So tweet it, just tweet it

You have to show them that you’re actually prepared
All bad news is fake, and no outlet’s spared
They’ll meet you, try to beat you,
To get them out of your hair
Just tweet it, you really don’t care

Just tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
They never could defeat it
Screw the fact-checkers, all day and all night
It doesn’t matter who’s wrong or right

Just tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Don’t even have to delete it
Call out the judges, on the left and the right
You’re in charge, you’ve got the might

Just tweet it, tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
The truth’s not even needed
Make up some numbers to back up your plight
You’re just a soapbox for the alt-right
Just tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it

 

 

 

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